Danica Patrick to appear in Sonic’s crap racing game

In an effort to generate huge sales for Sonic & All Stars Racing Transformed, it was announced at E3 that US auto racer Danica Patrick will be featured in this game.

Come on! No one cares! No one wants to see Sonic behind the wheel of a car. He has supersonic speed, hence the name. Why the hell would he need to drive a car?!

Fans of Danica Patrick should shake their heads in shame at this misuse of this beautiful woman. But don’t worry this game won’t see another sequel.

 

(ThanksĀ Ian)

Daily Pic: What Mario Will Look Like On The Wii U

Oh yeah this ugly face can no longer hide behind the Wii’s bad graphics. It seems like the real Mario has to finally show his face due to the Wii U. No longer will we think of Mario as “a cute plummer” man…no today he will finally be exposed for the troll he truly is. Yes..it’s you….Mario.

If you think that is bad check out Bowser.